Sunday 8 Nov 2015
In the world before Google, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. Search engines formed again and yet again, as many years wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of labor, the bandwidth of Sanford all worked upon a certain server, and it became magically useful. That first site was named "BackRub". An internet startup caused it to hatch. From it then came a search engine. The nature of Google was irrepressible!
Yes, there was a time before Google. Plus, maybe I miss Monkey.
Sunday 28 Jun 2015
Aaaaargh! Well, I've sunk an entire weekend into reskinning the website. Appreciate it! That's an order, soldier.
The goal was to make the site easier to navigate. The old combo of a manu bar with mouseover had some drawbacks with a touch interface, especially with the parts which were duplicated to a degree with the side menu. The new layout has one menu to rule them all, so to speak.
Now I really must have a lie down, and probably watch some Detective Conan or maybe the latest Steven Universe. Steven Universe is pretty awesome, a sort of blend between Gravity Falls and Adventure Time. I recommend it!
Friday 8 May 2015
Back in 2012, I posted a recipe for gingerbread that used vegetable oil instead of butter. Nice and healthy, I thought. I'm not so convinved now. Olive oil is still good stuff, but butter really isn't such a bad thing. (Not as bad as sugar, anyway)
So, here's a revised recipe that uses butter for a nice, dark gingerbread.
Share and enjoy! Too soft? cook it a bit longer. Too hard? Don't cook it for so long next time. Easy! If you like it, buy a book. You'll like it too!
Friday 27 Mar 2015
Hurrah, there's another Bond movie on the way. This one is called SPECTRE, now that the copyright issues have settled down for a bit.
I like the Daniel Craig Bond movies, although the fast-cut scenes in some do nothing but remind you you're watching a badly directed movie. Kinda looking forward to this one.
Sunday 22 Mar 2015
EA has killed off Maxis, so we'll never ever see another game with SimCity in the name. Which is perhaps just as well, given how badly the franchise has been messed up by corporate greed. The reason SimCity 2013 failed so badly was because of that greed. It was designed to pull money, via an always-online requirement for single players, microtransactions, and an entire design philosophy that paid no attention to how much fun it was to play. EA seems to have no idea that games are meant to be fun. Like Microsoft and the bungled XBox One, EA found that once they alienate the fans, it's near impossible to win them back.
Anyway, I won't rant much about EA's business practices and their habit of destroying brands. JIM Sterling has done that for me. There's also a writeup on the SimCity debacle on Kotaku. Instead, I'll tell you about Cities Skylines.
Skylines has been released on Steam at less than half the price EA first demanded for SimCity, and I have to say it isn't bad at all. In short, it's probably the best City Simulator available.
It does bear some signs of the small team behind it. For example, I don't recall being told that right-click rotates items for placement, I had to discover it for myself. Likewise, the time accelerator gave me some trouble at first. It has three speeds, indicated by three arrows. I tried to select the speed I wanted by clicking the correct triangle, but instead the whole group acts as a button simply cycling through the speeds. Also, even on the slowest speed, people walk at around twice normal walking speed. It's like they're in an old black and white movie.
So, Sim City is dead. Long live the city simulator!